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This picture was taken before they pulled 4 teeth and added a ‘roof-of-the-mouth-expander’
Yes, I find these disturbing. And yet, fascinating. Sorry if they’re gross.
They always get a picture of me at 7am before coffee and after they’ve rubbed all my make-up off and messed up my hair.
In the last two years, I have had or been:
tortured with various medical devices
bound with teeny shackels
lacerated too many times to count
expanded and contracted
a spring in my mouth (an actual spring!)
4 teeth pulled
excluded from various activities and everyday pleasures such as eating corn on the cob.
ground down
filed with a tiny saw
poked accidentally
bone deficient
a habitual tongue […]