bloggin’ my noggin’

In the last two years, I have had or been:

• tortured with various medical devices
• bound with teeny shackels
• lacerated too many times to count
• expanded and contracted
• a spring in my mouth (an actual spring!)
• 4 teeth pulled
• excluded from various activities and everyday pleasures such as eating corn on the cob.
• ground down
• filed with a tiny saw
• poked accidentally
• bone deficient
• a habitual tongue twiddler, to the point where I even wonder what I’m looking for in there.
• accused of having less feminine teeth…which has been corrected by a power grinder
• yellow for weeks–after eating curry and red wine.

And tomorrow, I will have a beautiful shiny white smile! It’s going to be weird.

It really has gone pretty fast and wasn’t that bad until I sat down and really thought about it. No more whining, next time you see me, I’ll look like I have Chicklets for teeth!

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